不要误会这其实不是我写的
余深知为人当躬身伦常，志虑忠纯，不以物喜，不以己悲。忧嗔之心，苦乱之形，非假他人之手，其天命也。余亦知喜怒哀乐之怒哀者，皆为恶物，发之必伤人，然不发必伤己。若行失言之举，谨以至诚表愧于诸良实。
不要再逼我了好不好，拜托我也是人啊。
以为我四支庄一支team又overload还有part-time是一件很容易handle的事情是怎样。
拜托我不过是个俗人，又要grade好看又要钱吃饭又要CV漂亮又要身心很爽，仅此而已啊。
大家都是出来混的互相体谅一下行吗，我不会没事在网上网下飙泪装死发日志改状态呻吟几声博大众同情，但这又不代表我不会难过不会伤心不会软弱。
我还真希望现在大病一场，那样就可以光明正大在床上挺尸了。
不要再逼我了好不好，拜托我也是人啊。
以为我四支庄一支team又overload还有part-time是一件很容易handle的事情是怎样。
拜托我不过是个俗人，又要grade好看又要钱吃饭又要CV漂亮又要身心很爽，仅此而已啊。
大家都是出来混的互相体谅一下行吗，我不会没事在网上网下飙泪装死发日志改状态呻吟几声博大众同情，但这又不代表我不会难过不会伤心不会软弱。
我还真希望现在大病一场，那样就可以光明正大在床上挺尸了。
昨天在UNIQLO买了一件军绿色小背心
这件衣服本来没什么问题
可是为什么穿上那么像德国啊！！！
喜欢德国的快点去买啊！！（这是在对谁说）
嗯，下次去买件玫红色的
可是为什么穿上那么像德国啊！！！
喜欢德国的快点去买啊！！（这是在对谁说）
嗯，下次去买件玫红色的
。。。
唐僧师徒一行经历九九八十一难终于见到了如来佛求取真经。
如来问：你们带U盘了么？
唐僧师徒：……
如来又问：移动硬盘呢？
唐僧师徒：……
如来继续问：MP3也可以啊！
（悟空挖起耳朵来）
如来叹了口气：那没法子拷贝真经给你们了哦……你们就原路回去吧，我用QQ传给你们。
唐僧：晕，早知道加你QQ就完了，我们还走这么远干吗！
如来：对了...MP4或psp也行啊，你们有吗？
唐僧：没有啊。
如来：没有？那你们一路上都是靠什么娱乐的啊？
唐僧：打妖怪升级啊！
如来问：你们带U盘了么？
唐僧师徒：……
如来又问：移动硬盘呢？
唐僧师徒：……
如来继续问：MP3也可以啊！
（悟空挖起耳朵来）
如来叹了口气：那没法子拷贝真经给你们了哦……你们就原路回去吧，我用QQ传给你们。
唐僧：晕，早知道加你QQ就完了，我们还走这么远干吗！
如来：对了...MP4或psp也行啊，你们有吗？
唐僧：没有啊。
如来：没有？那你们一路上都是靠什么娱乐的啊？
唐僧：打妖怪升级啊！
泡泡杯很可爱
费尽心思给张脑塞选礼物……人家的生日已经过去三个多月了啊！
我觉得真正的好礼物不应该是去挑，而是平常看到什么好东西就想起他，然后买下来这样子啊！
说实话她给我的兔子就是这样子的= =（愧）
为什么选中的礼物描述都是“情人节最佳礼物”“她怎能不感动？”这样子的
感动你条毛啊！
我们都是剩女不给啊！
啤酒泡泡杯好可爱
再一次印证了所谓正版就是看了让人不想去买盗版这句话
我觉得真正的好礼物不应该是去挑，而是平常看到什么好东西就想起他，然后买下来这样子啊！
说实话她给我的兔子就是这样子的= =（愧）
为什么选中的礼物描述都是“情人节最佳礼物”“她怎能不感动？”这样子的
感动你条毛啊！
我们都是剩女不给啊！
啤酒泡泡杯好可爱
再一次印证了所谓正版就是看了让人不想去买盗版这句话
They met OrlandoBloom!
最近看到一些外国影迷记录他们见到Orli的博文，不知怎么看到我很有快感
于是也打算收录两篇，就当练习翻译好了（哪有人会练习那么低级的翻译！）
http://www.43things.com/entries/view/256963
I WAS ON A BEACH IN LOS ANGELIES 6 MONTHS AGO AND I SAW HIM. HE WAS WITH KATE BOSWORTH AND I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND. I SAID TO MY BOYFRIEND THAT IT WAS ORLANDO BLOOM AND HE SAID TO ME WELL GO UP AND SAY HELLO TO HIM. BUT I WAS FRIGHTENED. SO HE WENT UP FOR ME AND SAID
BF: EXCUSE ME ARE YOU ORLANDO BLOOM?
OB: YEAH HI.
BF: HI, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES YOU. SHE KNOWS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN YOU KNOW ABOUT YOU!
OB: HA HA, WELL THATS REALLY SWEET.
(I WAS UP AT THE BEACH BAR)
BF: IT IS HER LIFE LONG DREAM TO MEET YOU.
OB: WHERE IS SHE?
BF: UP AT THE BAR.
OB AND BF WALKED UP TO THE BAR AND BF SAID TO ME HEY KATRINA LOOK ROUND.
I TURNED ROUND AND HE WAS STANDING THERE. HE SAID HI AND I DROPPED THE DRINKS AND FAINTED! HOW EMBARRESSING! THEY TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL AND I HAD TO STAY IN OVER NIGHT FOR OBSERVATION! AS I HIT MY HEAD. AS I WAS LAYING THERE HE CAME TO SEE ME. HE SIGNED A LOAD OF AUTOGRAPHS AND I HAS LOADS OF PHOTO’S TAKEN WITH HIM. WE GOT CHATTING AND HE SAID TO ME HAVE YOU GOT A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN? I PASSED THEM TO HIM AND HE WROTE DOWN AN EMAIL ADDRESS. I SAID WHATS THAT AND HE SAID MY SISTER SAMMY’S EMAIL ADDRESS. ALL MY PERSONAL FRIENDS HAVE IT AND SHE PASSES THEM ONTO ME. ITS A SURE WAY OF KEEPING IN CONTACT WITH ME. I LOVED MY DAY, WHEN WE GOT OUT WE WENT FOR DINNER ME ORLANDO, KATE AND MY BF AND IT WAS A TRIP I WILL NEVER FORGET. I AM NOW BEST FRIENDS WITH SAMMY AND SHE COMES OVER TO UK WHERE I LIVE TO SEE ME EVERY OTHER MONTH. AND SO I AM SEEING ORLANDO FOR MY BIRTHDAY WHICH IS ON 13/10 AND I WILL BE SO HAPPY. (IN THE PHOTO I AM THE BLONDE ONE AND MY MATE JESSICA IS THE BROWN ONE.)
哎呦全部都是大写看起来真难受
我6个月前在LA的某个海滩上遇见他。【亏你忍了6个月才写】他当时跟KATE BOSWORTH，而我跟我BF一起。我告诉BF说那是OB，他说那过去跟他打招呼啊。可是我不敢，于是他替我去了= =
BF:请问你是Orlando Bloom吗？
OB:是啊你好~
BF:你好，我女朋友很喜欢你，她比你了解你自己还要多。
OB:哈哈那太可爱了！
（我当时正在沙滩酒吧（？）旁边）
OB：她在哪儿？
BF：在酒吧旁边
OB和BF走到酒吧旁边，BF说：Hey, Katrina回头看！
我回过头，看到他站在那里。他说你好，这时饮料从我手里滑到地上，而我晕倒了。【我还以为是夸张】好丢脸！他们把我送到医院，我要住院观察，因为撞到了头。我躺着的时候他过来看我。他在一堆照片上签了名而且我和他照了一堆照片。我们聊起了天，他问我有没有纸和笔，我递给他，他写下一个email地址。我问他那是什么，他说那是他姐姐SAMMY的邮箱，他的私人朋友都把邮件发到这个邮箱里，然后姐姐会转发给他【什么年代了朋友还用那么纠结的方式交流】这样肯定可以和我保持联系。我今天真是太幸运了！我出院后和BF,Orlando还有Kate一起去吃饭，我永远都不会忘记。现在我和SAMMY是好朋友，她每隔一个月会到我在UK的家来拜访我。我很高兴13/10生日的时候可以见到Orlando。
我怎么觉得不太像真的，这个更像作者YY= =
于是也打算收录两篇，就当练习翻译好了（哪有人会练习那么低级的翻译！）
http://www.43things.com/entries/view/256963
I WAS ON A BEACH IN LOS ANGELIES 6 MONTHS AGO AND I SAW HIM. HE WAS WITH KATE BOSWORTH AND I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND. I SAID TO MY BOYFRIEND THAT IT WAS ORLANDO BLOOM AND HE SAID TO ME WELL GO UP AND SAY HELLO TO HIM. BUT I WAS FRIGHTENED. SO HE WENT UP FOR ME AND SAID
BF: EXCUSE ME ARE YOU ORLANDO BLOOM?
OB: YEAH HI.
BF: HI, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES YOU. SHE KNOWS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN YOU KNOW ABOUT YOU!
OB: HA HA, WELL THATS REALLY SWEET.
(I WAS UP AT THE BEACH BAR)
BF: IT IS HER LIFE LONG DREAM TO MEET YOU.
OB: WHERE IS SHE?
BF: UP AT THE BAR.
OB AND BF WALKED UP TO THE BAR AND BF SAID TO ME HEY KATRINA LOOK ROUND.
I TURNED ROUND AND HE WAS STANDING THERE. HE SAID HI AND I DROPPED THE DRINKS AND FAINTED! HOW EMBARRESSING! THEY TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL AND I HAD TO STAY IN OVER NIGHT FOR OBSERVATION! AS I HIT MY HEAD. AS I WAS LAYING THERE HE CAME TO SEE ME. HE SIGNED A LOAD OF AUTOGRAPHS AND I HAS LOADS OF PHOTO’S TAKEN WITH HIM. WE GOT CHATTING AND HE SAID TO ME HAVE YOU GOT A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN? I PASSED THEM TO HIM AND HE WROTE DOWN AN EMAIL ADDRESS. I SAID WHATS THAT AND HE SAID MY SISTER SAMMY’S EMAIL ADDRESS. ALL MY PERSONAL FRIENDS HAVE IT AND SHE PASSES THEM ONTO ME. ITS A SURE WAY OF KEEPING IN CONTACT WITH ME. I LOVED MY DAY, WHEN WE GOT OUT WE WENT FOR DINNER ME ORLANDO, KATE AND MY BF AND IT WAS A TRIP I WILL NEVER FORGET. I AM NOW BEST FRIENDS WITH SAMMY AND SHE COMES OVER TO UK WHERE I LIVE TO SEE ME EVERY OTHER MONTH. AND SO I AM SEEING ORLANDO FOR MY BIRTHDAY WHICH IS ON 13/10 AND I WILL BE SO HAPPY. (IN THE PHOTO I AM THE BLONDE ONE AND MY MATE JESSICA IS THE BROWN ONE.)
哎呦全部都是大写看起来真难受
我6个月前在LA的某个海滩上遇见他。【亏你忍了6个月才写】他当时跟KATE BOSWORTH，而我跟我BF一起。我告诉BF说那是OB，他说那过去跟他打招呼啊。可是我不敢，于是他替我去了= =
BF:请问你是Orlando Bloom吗？
OB:是啊你好~
BF:你好，我女朋友很喜欢你，她比你了解你自己还要多。
OB:哈哈那太可爱了！
（我当时正在沙滩酒吧（？）旁边）
OB：她在哪儿？
BF：在酒吧旁边
OB和BF走到酒吧旁边，BF说：Hey, Katrina回头看！
我回过头，看到他站在那里。他说你好，这时饮料从我手里滑到地上，而我晕倒了。【我还以为是夸张】好丢脸！他们把我送到医院，我要住院观察，因为撞到了头。我躺着的时候他过来看我。他在一堆照片上签了名而且我和他照了一堆照片。我们聊起了天，他问我有没有纸和笔，我递给他，他写下一个email地址。我问他那是什么，他说那是他姐姐SAMMY的邮箱，他的私人朋友都把邮件发到这个邮箱里，然后姐姐会转发给他【什么年代了朋友还用那么纠结的方式交流】这样肯定可以和我保持联系。我今天真是太幸运了！我出院后和BF,Orlando还有Kate一起去吃饭，我永远都不会忘记。现在我和SAMMY是好朋友，她每隔一个月会到我在UK的家来拜访我。我很高兴13/10生日的时候可以见到Orlando。
我怎么觉得不太像真的，这个更像作者YY= =
